The Age: "What Are We Coming To"

Front page of The Age newspaper here in Melbourne ran an article on stuff people melbournians would rather be doing than watching footie.

It shows people rolling around in the botanical gardens, enjoying a causal stroll and talks about how some people would "even rather go the library". Gasp! Shock Horror! Call your MP! SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!

Classic tag line: "What are we coming to??"

Is there hope for this footy crazed city? It's hillarious that editors are so alarmed at people actually enjoying things other than footie, that it's worthy of a front page article.